Date: 10/30
Restaurant: Lindy's Diner
Address: 19 Gilbo Ave.
City: Keene
Web site: www.lindysdiner.com
Breakfast Hours: All day
Potatoes *
Kind: Home Fries
Same old story. Undercooked and no crisp.
Toast ****
Kind: Multigrain and Cinnamon Raisin
Homemade? Yes
Bacon ****
Sven had ordered bacon, but it didn't arrive with his meal (see SVEN'S TAKE). After I pointed out to our server that his meal was not what he ordered, she offered to bring some bacon. Sven said no thanks, what he had was fine. A few minutes later she brought a plate over saying she felt guilty for placing the wrong order and wanted us to have it. I have to say, it was pretty good bacon and I, personally, am glad she brought it.
Muffin **
Kind: Blueberry
Homemade? Yes
Artificial tasting and dry. It looked to have been baked in a corn bread pan, which gave it an odd shape, which I didn't have a problem with, but Sven did. I think that by this point Sven had a problem with everything, which I can't really blame him for. (see SVEN'S TAKE)
SERVER RECOMMENDATION
She was so unpleasant (see SVEN'S TAKE) that I think we were both scared to ask if she had any recommendations.
What is that under those eggs? Bacon? Do you see any bacon? |
SVEN'S BREAKFAST ** Ordered 2 Eggs Over Easy, Bacon, Multigrain Toast and Baked Beans.
Got 2 eggs OE on top of hash, small amount of home fries, raisin toast, baked beans and no bacon. He rated the food as follows: Potatoes * Beans ** Eggs *** It wasn't a good morning at Lindy's.
OLGA'S BREAKFAST *** Broccoli and Cheddar Omelet with onions, home fries and multigrain toast.
Not much to say. Frozen broccoli, and not much of it. Lots of onions and plenty of cheese. It was average. Potatoes...blech, but that's par for the course.
SERVICE
(See Sven's Take)
DECOR ****
(See Sven's Take)
CLEANLINESS ***
NOTES
Menu said best coffee in town. Can't agree with that since Prime Roast is right around the corner, but for diner coffee it was actually pretty good.
SVEN'S TAKE
Worst. Service. Ever. Several folks had asked us over the past half-year whether or not we had eaten at Lindy's Diner in Keene. Truth is, we both had eaten there prior to the start of our NH Breakfast Blog; but neither of us really had much good to say about it. But it IS a diner -- complete with a straight-from-the-fifties art deco roof and retro table-mount jukeboxes in every booth -- so off we went to give it another try.
We went in feeling happy, after perusing the well-kept curbside garden and taking note of the cool metal sculptures made by Alstead's Bob Taylor. For those of you who don't know his work, Sven and Olga highly recommend a drive through the hills of Alstead, where you can see a great number of his life-size whimsical animals tucked into various dooryards and roadsides. Seeing one of his easily identifiable cranes standing in the garden at Lindy's, with the tendrils of a vine climbing up it's slender rusted body, was a great way to start the morning.
Unfortunately, that is where it ended. When we entered the diner, we were not greeted by anyone, and had to eventually show ourselves to a table. After a long wait, the waitress came over and literally yelled at me as I tried to lift the sugar container to make her table-washing easier. She came back a minute later and threw two menus on the table -- impressive aim, I might add, since she was standing about 4 feet away when she tossed them. When she came back to take our order, she yelled at me again for asking if the whole wheat toast was homemade. No kidding. Yelled at me. Apparently it is a known fact that the raisin and multigrain toast ARE homemade, and the wheat and white toast aren't.
Incidentally, I get it that waitresses in diners can sometimes be a little rude. That's part of the schtick, and some waitresses can get away with it because it is all in fun. That wasn't the case here, though. This waitress just sucked.
After that, it wasn't really that surprising that she brought out the wrong food -- wrong toast, no bacon, big pile of hash that we had never ordered. In fairness, she tried to make up for it by sweetening up a little, but by that point the event was past saving. The food was adequate, but definitely not worth the hassle.
End analysis? Zero stars. Not planning to go back.